On Deadly Ground

On Deadly Ground movie still

Director: Steven Seagal
Screenwriter: Ed Horowitz & Robin U. Russin
Starring: Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen, John C. McGinley, Billy Bob Thornton
Release details: Warner Bros, USA 1994, 96mins
Full details: IMDb
Genre: Action / vanity project
Rating: 3 out of 10

Kevin Reynolds once commented on his former friend Kevin Costner: "He should only star in movies he directs himself, then he can work with his favourite director and his favourite actor at the same time." No matter how big Costner's ego may get, he'll still have to go some to rival Seagal in terms of sheer vanity per square foot of film. And, let's face it, Costner is an Oscar-winning director, while Seagal is... How shall I put this? Seagal is a better actor than he is a director.

But Steven Seagal is a deeply serious man. If you don't believe me, check out his official website at and read his views on Buddhism and man's inhumanity to man. On Deadly Ground is, to Steven Seagal (if no-one else), a deeply serious film about the plight of the environment. The last reel of the film features a grandstanding monologue - with a slide show, no less! - so we can tell just how deeply serious Steven is about the future of our planet. Supposedly it runs to only four minutes. It feels like forty.

Of course, Steven Seagal knows that the movie going public don't want to sit through a 90 minute cinematic lecture about the environment, so he has prefaced this his own unique brand of action flick, this time concerning a maverick ex-Special Forces troubleshooter (Steven, of course) who comes to realise that the problems at Aegis Oil's refineries are not as simple as they first seem.

No, in fact, corrupt CEO Michael Jennings (Caine, as a cartoon villian) is bullying Eskimos and innocent oil workers because he wants to steal their land and pollute it with his nasty chemical waste. Surely that's the job of the US government and not something private companies should be muscling in on? Clearly just here for the pay cheque, Sir Michael camps it up in enjoyable fashion. The scene where he's making a commercial to persuade the world just how deeply Aegis care about the environment - reminiscent of Bill Murray's "staples" scene in Scrooged - is probably worth the price of the video alone.

But, overall, you're presented with a barely competent actioneer, albeit with plenty of A-Team style fun, like Steven's preposterously small bunker housing a huge weapons arsenal which he cannibalises to explosive effect. Joan Chen must be relieved that most of her part appears to have been left on the cutting room floor, as must everyone else, including a beefy Billy Bob Thornton in an early role as a henchman.

Unnecessary distractions such as other characters, plotting and script have been ditched by the great Steven to allow himself and his message more screen time. But his attempts at integration of an environmental message into this utterly ponderous waste of time are about as convincing and subtle as an infomercial: "Knee deep in toxic waste? Try Seagal, the humour-free solution to unsightly oil deposits". And am I the only one who thinks that it's somewhat ironic to try to preserve the unspoilt Alaskan environment by blowing up an oil rig?

But, then again, let's remember that this is a Steven Seagal film and that no-one but the ego himself takes anything he says remotely seriously. Just wallow in Sir Mike's pantomime villian, try to count just how many bullets Seagal litters his precious countryside with (who's going to be going round picking them up before they choke small animals to death?) and then rejoice that it features a John C McGinley supporting role. We love him.


As well as the official site, there are, of course, Seagal fansites out there. If you're interested, then try the Open Directory listing for Steven. And seek medical help.

John C. McGinley has an unofficial site at Did I mention the great love for John C McGinley? And did I mention that the image on this page belongs to them?

Despite a new career as a director, Joan Chen is probably still best known for her role in Twin Peaks.

Who'd have thought that Billy Bob Thornton's marriage to Angelina Jolie wouldn't work out? But he's still the best Santa ever. You can find out about the man, his movies and his music at the BBT official site, run by fans. Coming Soon! Coming Soon!

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